You’re Too Big When…
You know you’re getting too big when:
- You flex your bicep and your sleeve rips
- You do a lat spread and the back of your shirt tears
- You have difficulty putting on your own seatbelt
- You can no longer touch your right shoulder with your right hand
- You rip your boxers when you squat
- Finding dress shirts that properly fit you is a challenge because they don’t account for a larger chest and arms
- You can no longer wipe your own ass
- Fitting through door ways requires you to go through side ways
- Getting into and out of your car is not as easy as it used to be
- Your BMI is off the chart because you have so much muscle
- You walk by a bunch of girls and you hear them say “Oh he’s too big”
- You consume about 8000 calories on a light day during bulking season and still find yourself hungry
- Your wardrobe from last year doesn’t fit you anymore
- You need to worry about weight limits on garden furniture
- Your forearms are bigger than most people’s upper arms
- You can count in multiples of 45 like normal people can count in multiples of 10
- You can’t reach into places where normal people can put their arm in
- You don’t need to use a jack to fix a flat tire
- Your friends and family always go to you when they need help moving something
- Putting on a winter coat is difficult because you can never quite “catch” the second sleeve
- Tattoos you got when you weren’t as big are now distorted and say something completely different
- You max out most of the equipment in the gym. On your second set
- You need a back scratcher to scratch any part of your back
- You can no longer roll up your sleeves
- The gym owner yells at you for bending bars
- The dumb bell rack needs to be extended by another 10 feet for you
- Your ankles and feet suddenly hurt from the extra weight they now carry
- Your bicep is as big as someone’s quadriceps
- People often wonder if you have a neck connecting your body and head
